you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Are we still banned from the library?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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