apparently the secret to your success is patron
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Vodka?
Forever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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