no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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