my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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