Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I look better un-naked...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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