Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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