I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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