Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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