Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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