at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
