Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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