He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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