I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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