Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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