Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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