I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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