Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Houston, we have a squirter
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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