Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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