i just had sex bonerless
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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