So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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