do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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