just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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