Apparently you make a good broom.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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