Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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