Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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