So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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