She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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