you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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