I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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