sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She bit a glass in half.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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