dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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