So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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