Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
