Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
