i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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