I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
