try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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