Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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