Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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