You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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