Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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