BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Randomize
