I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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