youre lurking in front of me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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