In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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