Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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