Buhtt sex?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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