well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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