@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
did i just pee glitter
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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