All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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